A punch in the neck

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Move on march 1 firts is every okay ga

I think WTF is being dumped. I feel bad for her. I'm considering changing her name from WTF to something less angry. Maybe Misunderstood?

TECH: To WTF: Welcome to Help Buddy Chat. What can I do for you?

WTF: okay be
help nuvia yes ga


TECH: To WTF: How can I help you nuvia?

WTF: nuvia stay long saying make sure call robert need ash too me there how call him yes ga

TECH: To WTF: How do you want to "call" him? IM, E-mail, TTY?

WTF: yes give nuvia on tty please i not have i love him and my heart hurt lon if head stay long hurt make sure long yes you have give nuvia on tty yes ga

TECH: To WTF: I don't have TTY, but if you have AOL Instant Messenger you can use TTY.

WTF: the happy hurt long i am keep him yes him put nuvia this message is was not sent
yes need my the robert yes ga


TECH: To WTF: Ok. Do you have yellow man? Add buddy MYIPRelay and you can call Robert

WTF: yes have yelloman is okay how cant call him yes be realy is okay ga

TECH: To WTF: Ok. Go to IM and press the OPTIONS button (under the Up Arrow) Choose ADD BUDDY and add myiprelay

WTF: u have under there help nuvia move will him yes ga

TECH: To WTF: If you add myiprelay you can call Robert and he can help you move.

WTF: yes how be long move yes make sure sure long in
arkansas little rock every is okay yes ga

TECH: To WTF: You need help moving to little rock? What do you need?

WTF: i have there live mefor yes how make see him every much long yes ga

TECH: To WTF: What do you need to do? I don't understand

WTF: okay this talk aldo is there ga

TECH: To WTF: Al is not here now

WTF: where is him boing yes ga

TECH: To WTF: I don't know. He's just not here now. What can I do for your?

WTF: okay make ley nuvia why is move in little rock is okay i live there yes how can help me yes ga

TECH: To WTF: You live in
Little Rock, ok. What do you need?

WTF:
i live there how you be help nuvia yes i know be stay in
houston never is ok ga

TECH: To WTF: You need to get to
Houston?

WTF: yes too much people if nuvia be move on march 1 firts is every okay ga

TECH: To WTF: Too many people in
Houston?

WTF: how much money for move yes gs

TECH: To WTF: I'm not sure. We can't help you with moving. Only PAGER.

WTF: yes where for march 1 is okay i am keep my money is okay every long ga

TECH: To WTF: You are saving so you can move march 1st?

WTF: i have see the banck and move in little rock every is okay if yes make tell on police for looking robert is there make live will me is okay ga

TECH: To WTF: You want to live with robert?
What do you want to tell the police?

WTF: okay make sure long yes ga

TECH: To WTF: make sure long? What do you mean?



They are one in the same. Until 4:30

A little conversation bout lunch


Angela: Oh ok…did we bring lunch today?


Me: No. I didn't do it last night, then I was going to mke it this morning, then I remembered I didn't remember to bring the lunch back up from the car. So short answer. No.


Angela: Lol ok…don’t worry you’re not in trouble. No long explanation was really needed. I want either taco bell or planet smoothie J


Me: You're funny. You said I wasn't in trouble. Woman I know i'm not in trouble. You're the one who gets in trouble. Either one is fine. But do they have food at planet smoothie?


Angela: No, just smoothies. If you don’t want that taco bell is fine.


Me: Taco Bell. I like smoothies... but I don't think that could sustain me throughout the boredom.


Angela: Uh do you mean day or did you mean to say boredom?


Me: They are one in the same. Until 4:30

You call him the happy hurt

I need a translator.

WTF: okay will help WTF the my friends is robert have pager. how cant you call him the happy hurt long yes WTF be why stay long need my in pager this is message is not was sent WTF need have there no no robert yes ga

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

i got u so why not net

Ugh...

MAROON: help

TECH: To MAROON: Welcome to Support Chat. What can I do for you?

MAROON: do not remember pass word cant sign on tried

MAROON: help now

TECH: To MAROON: Sign on to what?

MAROON: ogo

MAROON: help


TECH: To MAROON: Yes but what. AIM, Yahoo messenger what?

MAROON: aim

MAROON: this was a gift


TECH: To MAROON: Ok. Go to www.aim.com from your computer and follow the
steps to reset it.

MAROON: at work now

MAROON: need to use


TECH: To MAROON: Ok. Well, when you get a chance that is the only way to
reset it.

MAROON: i got u so why not net

MAROON: i did ck in space forgot my pass word


TECH: To MAROON: why not net? What do you mean?

MAROON: need it to work

MAROON: ogo toy


TECH: To MAROON: It will work once you reset your password.

MAROON: cant semd or recieve e mails

TECH: To MAROON: Once you reset your password you will be able to do all
of that.

MAROON: great that does not help now

MAROON: ok

MAROON: i guess


TECH: To MAROON: Sorry.

MAROON: not your fault

MAROON: are u a bot


TECH: To MAROON: No. If there's nothing else. Thanks for using Help
Buddy Chat.

MAROON: if i got u way not ability to im

MAROON:
why

TECH: To MAROON:
You can't IM because you forgot your password. This
support chat does not require a password.

MAROON: ok

TECH: To MAROON: Have a nice day.

It wasn't random ass talk

I've come to realize, by the repeated bludgeoning of it, that I am self absorbed. I don't want to be, I don't mean to be, but I be.

It seems when Angela and I get into any sort of argument I usually twist it into what it means to me. Often I care more about winning the argument then resolving it.

I've never cared about anyone's feelings before so I always just wanted to be right. I can and usually will argue anything. I have to be right. Angela and I talked about what causes red eye in photos. My explanation surmounted to nothing more then "It has to do with the flash."
This of course is not a complete explanation and her response "You're talking out of your ass." I was, but it wasn't random ass talk it was based on some intelligible information. You can guess what my response was. Hit google. Find a complete and accurate scientific explanation and send it to Angela to show her I was in the ballpark. No valid reason for it. I need to get better at that, it ends up turning nothings into something.

I don't like to argue or fight but I do enjoy a debate. It's possible that I can't recognize when something is a debate and when something is a fight. I definitely don't recognize when I'm crossing the railroad tracks into the bad part of town. I'm oblivious asking for directions "You see that sign that says 'rib tips'?" while someone is stealing my hub caps. I don't really know how to get better at this. There are probably clues that I could pick up on that should sound the fight alarm in my head. I need to be more observant.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

The kind of guy that watches Nascar and beats his girlfriend

Went to Kobe Steakhouse the other day for dinner. It was pretty good.
It's a Japanese steakhouse where they cook right in front of you. The cook does little tricks all at about $20 a plate.

What was interesting about the date was the clientelle. It was pretty much a bunch of low class hillbillies in this place. People wearing seatshirts and hats. Grungy little kids running around. Perhaps it was because it was a Thursday night?

There is about 10 people per table. Next to us was what I can only describe is a upscale redneck prick. Why? I don't know, he just had that look about him. He was dressed decent, but looked like the kind of guy that watches Nascar and beats his girlfriend. She probably thinks he's cool because he treats her like shit. That's a big conclusion to come to in a 45 minute dinner when we never spoke a word to eachother. But i'm a good judge of character.

It was interesting watching the chef make everyones meal. I had steak and chicken... and I got hooked up with steak! The redneck prick ordered the same thing as me and only got like a quarter pound of steak. I got like a full pound! Redneck prick wasn't too happy about that. I was gonna offer him some out of my "doggy bag." But it was good so I decided against it.

All in all it was a good time. We probably won't go back to this Kobe's again... just because of the white trash.